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Costumer's JokeYou are really going to giggle on this one....Penny Ladnier

>A woman who was near death insisted that she be buried with her fabric

>stash. As she passed away, she saw a white light and followed it until

>she found herself in a mystical place,

>surrounded by men and women who wandered about

>admiring bolt on bolt of beautiful fabric on shelves stretching on

>for as far as the eye could see! Overjoyed, the woman

>turned to a lady who was running her hands with pleasure over

>a rich and costly silk, and said "This is a wonderful place! Is it

heaven??"

> The lady replied, "No, this is hell. There aren't any scissors."

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