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Costumer's JokeYou are really going to giggle on this one....Penny Ladnier
 
  
>A woman who was near death insisted that she be buried with her fabric
 
 
>stash. As she passed away, she saw a white light and followed it until
 
 
>she found herself in a mystical place,
 
 
>surrounded by men and women who wandered about
 
 
>admiring bolt on bolt of beautiful fabric on shelves stretching on
 
 
>for as far as the eye could see! Overjoyed, the woman
 
 
>turned to a lady who was running her hands with pleasure over
 
 
>a rich and costly silk, and said "This is a wonderful place! Is it
 
 
heaven??"
 
 
> The lady replied, "No, this is hell. There aren't any scissors."
 

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