Costumer's Joke
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You are really going to giggle on this one....Penny Ladnier >A woman who was near death insisted that she be buried with her fabric >stash. As she passed away, she saw a white light and followed it until >she found herself in a mystical place, >surrounded by men and women who wandered about >admiring bolt on bolt of beautiful fabric on shelves stretching on >for as far as the eye could see! Overjoyed, the woman >turned to a lady who was running her hands with pleasure over >a rich and costly silk, and said "This is a wonderful place! Is it heaven??" > The lady replied, "No, this is hell. There aren't any scissors." 
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